lady of norway

Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is off limits. Ask me anything.

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…suddenly, all of the men are women.

augustuspater:

troldene-og-vikingarna:

I think I’ll be barricading my door for a while.

I don’t wanna be around when the hormones hit.

-scurries after, knocking on door already-

Let meee iiiin.

No.

Go away.

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…suddenly, all of the men are women.

I think I’ll be barricading my door for a while.

I don’t wanna be around when the hormones hit.

-yawns-

augustuspater:

troldene-og-vikingarna:

augustuspater:

Ah, my heart! -clutches chest, falling down beside her-

‘tis not that at all, milady. I just don’t enjoy seeing someone as beautiful as yourself without company. I will do anything for you but leave.

I’m not fond of company most of the time.

-gets up to leave-

-sighs, leaning back-

Well then, I cannot force you to stay, can I?

Nope. And if you did, I’d break your wrist.

-keeps walking-

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-yawns-

augustuspater:

Ah, my heart! -clutches chest, falling down beside her-

‘tis not that at all, milady. I just don’t enjoy seeing someone as beautiful as yourself without company. I will do anything for you but leave.

I’m not fond of company most of the time.

-gets up to leave-

(Source: troldene-og-vikingarna, via augustuspater-deactivated201203)

Put a kink in my ask - anon or not - and I’ll tell you if it turns me on.

latvijas-lacplesis:

doctorscottie:

I’ll add a gif wit that. 

Yes. Gifs. Go for it.

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